What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 13:46
Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)
Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?
Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.
Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?
Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!
Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)
Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!